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FormulaOne
06-19-2007, 12:18 PM
Lets say that you forgot that today was your significant others Birthday....

What's a good idea for a last minute gift?

My first choice was a coupon for one hot night of lovin'.
Second choice was $250 bucks of boat fuel in my boat.:Boating21:

Somehow I dont think either of those will fly and I suck at gifts!
DonziGirl
06-19-2007, 12:39 PM
um, gift certificate to her favorite clothes store?
THRILLSEEKER
06-19-2007, 12:47 PM
Buy her a gun, then pull the old "well if you dont like it then I guess Il take it" line. :D
THRILLSEEKER
06-19-2007, 12:49 PM
Well, considering the way that you 2 squabble maybe a gun isnt such a great idea.


Buy her a new set of golf clubs or a gift card to Lowes or something and use the above mentioned line.
RHC
06-19-2007, 03:29 PM
Get her a nice card ,,, then put a nice IOU in it ,,, for a gift to be determined later ,,,,, then explain to her that you have no taste in making purchase's ,,,,, of course she already knows that !!!!

RHC
DonziGirl
06-19-2007, 03:58 PM
I see you've been married awhile Roger...
ErieRunnin
06-19-2007, 05:54 PM
Well, considering the way that you 2 squabble maybe a gun isnt such a great idea.

LOL
Full Force
06-19-2007, 06:03 PM
Give her a vacation away so we can include you on guys night!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh... have her take my wif too!!
FormulaOne
06-20-2007, 07:03 AM
I think I have discovered a loophole to this whole gift thing:

I at least got her a card from me, one from the dog, and one from the cat......Makes it seem like I put alot of thought into it.

Then when I got home from work yesterday, I told her I was going to take her to Crocker Park in Westlake where she could take my credit card and buy herself some things (no biching or saying "do you really need that" from me whatsoever) and then I'd take her to dinner. It worked out really well seeing as how she takes so goddayum long in every store (but I didnt bich) she only had time to buy like 3 things. Judging by the course of events after we got home, I would say she liked it.


But seriously, who in the helll needs a godam$52 freaking dollar fuking picture hanging in their fuking crapper?????.......... But I didnt bich about it.
cuda
06-20-2007, 08:14 AM
I think I have discovered a loophole to this whole gift thing:

I at least got her a card from me, one from the dog, and one from the cat......Makes it seem like I put alot of thought into it.

Then when I got home from work yesterday, I told her I was going to take her to Crocker Park in Westlake where she could take my credit card and buy herself some things (no biching or saying "do you really need that" from me whatsoever) and then I'd take her to dinner. It worked out really well seeing as how she takes so goddayum long in every store (but I didnt bich) she only had time to buy like 3 things. Judging by the course of events after we got home, I would say she liked it.
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You have forty eight hours to voluntarily turn in your Man Card.
THRILLSEEKER
06-20-2007, 08:17 AM
Yeah, Id say your manhood has officially been revoked.
FormulaOne
06-20-2007, 09:21 AM
I still think it was genious....

1. Its an outdoor mall so we took Bam. While sarah was in all the stores looking at and touching everything in the place, I stood outside looking down girls shirts while they bent over to pet my dog.

2. I had to put no thought or prior planning into buying a b-day gift.

3. Ended up being cheaper than those fuking sparkalies that would have ended up being my default gift.

4. Got some good "Its my birthday I want sex my way" sex.

....If thats reason to have man card revoked
THRILLSEEKER
06-20-2007, 09:39 AM
A. you were actually worried about the conceqences of not remembering her b-day. A real man wouldnt give a chit.

B. Real men dont issue birthday cards on behalf of pets

C. Real men dont handover their credit cards to women

D. Real men dont get drug to the shopping mall....no matter how much snatch is there, your still not going to get any of it.

E. Real men dont need to ask permission to deviate from a "weekend alone" especially when the new plan involves booze and boats.
FormulaOne
06-20-2007, 09:48 AM
Geeze man, I could feel my balls schwivel up and disappear before I even got to number D.
DonziGirl
06-20-2007, 11:08 AM
I it's just that "real men" don't tell anyone :D
Ironmanwb
06-20-2007, 11:39 AM
I think B is priceless
Bouyhunter
06-20-2007, 06:24 PM
My B-day is Friday, and my wifes is next Thurs. Unless she buys me a boat, I don't expect her to give me anything but an orgasm. On her B-day, she'll be getting the same gift - just several of them.:D
FormulaOne
06-20-2007, 09:25 PM
Thats what birthdays are about!!!


Although, I wouldnt complain about getting a boat.
Full Force
06-20-2007, 10:05 PM
A. you were actually worried about the conceqences of not remembering her b-day. A real man wouldnt give a chit.

B. Real men dont issue birthday cards on behalf of pets

C. Real men dont handover their credit cards to women

D. Real men dont get drug to the shopping mall....no matter how much snatch is there, your still not going to get any of it.

E. Real men dont need to ask permission to deviate from a "weekend alone" especially when the new plan involves booze and boats.

I love reading Tony's response to Josh's posts!!!
THRILLSEEKER
06-20-2007, 11:41 PM
I would tell you all how to reeeallly work this birthday game, but its kinda hard to give up my best kept secrets when the S/O is co-captain.
DonziGirl
06-21-2007, 12:12 AM
Don't you dare!!
Ironmanwb
06-21-2007, 10:20 AM
I would tell you all how to reeeallly work this birthday game, but its kinda hard to give up my best kept secrets when the S/O is co-captain.

PM me O wise one............:cool1: