4 Word Story

[Bomar76]

Once upon a time....

[TEAMBAJA]

while slicing a lime

[THRILLSEEKER]

crazybastard and bighair were.....

[Bomar76]

dancing the famous merengue

[THRILLSEEKER]

aboard the red rocket

[bajalion]

the infamous boat of

[THRILLSEEKER]

some one who needs

[Bomar76]

a used white 'vette

[Cautionstayback200ft]

faster, faster, more power

[Ironmanwb]

was his girfriends request

[bajalion]

As he whipped out

[THRILLSEEKER]

one very large object

[Bomar76]

from his trucker clock

[TEAMBAJA]

collection obtained illegally from

[Bomar76]

an adult bookstore in

[TEAMBAJA]

the bible belt of

[Bomar76]

bad side of Buckyrus

[THRILLSEEKER]

where the mullets fly

[Bomar76]

like monkeys out of

[REDCHECKMATE]

the BAHA boat shop

[TEAMBAJA]

currently still in business

[Bomar76]

in a modern factory

[TEAMBAJA]

minus the metal flake

[Bomar76]

but with a new

[THRILLSEEKER]

blue plastic tarp covering

[TEAMBAJA]

a prototype triple engine

[THRILLSEEKER]

TWO STROKE DRINK BLENDER

[Bomar76]

made by Detriot Diesel

[THRILLSEEKER]

oil burning screaming loud

[Bomar76]

running backwards belching smoke

[THRILLSEEKER]

While the rock truck

[Bomar76]

drove over Thrill's new

[THRILLSEEKER]

ferrari that was parked

[Bomar76]

in his imaginary garage

[THRILLSEEKER]

I have no imaginary

[Bomar76]

friends that will put

[TEAMBAJA]

up with my crap

[Bomar76]

so I drink myself

[bajalion]

into a state of

[TEAMBAJA]

euphoria because I saw

[Bomar76]

Frank nude one night

[bajalion]

I had to pluck

[THRILLSEEKER]

the beer can out

[Aqua-Holic]

from below the waist

[bajalion]

out of his big

[TEAMBAJA]

tool belt he bought

[Bomar76]

from the Catawbwa WalMart

[bajalion]

supertore became a super

[Bomar76]

creamy nougat filled center

[bajalion]

with roasted peanuts and

[Bomar76]

a spicey slim jim

[Aqua-Holic]

to snap into during

[bajalion]

a round of wild

[Bomar76]

dancing the Hokey Pokey

[THRILLSEEKER]

with crazy glue sniffers

[Bomar76]

while beating their swollen

[bajalion]

egg ladened bellies with

[Bomar76]

Thai sticks soaked in

[bajalion]

butter rum and some

[Bomar76]

squeezings from the underwear

[bajalion]

of a giant smelly

[Bomar76]

Democrat from New York

[THRILLSEEKER]

great white ninja with

[MrsBomar]

Big white hot pokers

[Bomar76]

spewing creamy goo that

[bajalion]

that sticks to the

[Bomar76]

bed room ceiling fan

[bajalion]

EWE yuk she said

[Bomar76]

as it dripped on

[bajalion]

the dog's head, but

[Bomar76]

the cat licked it

[bajalion]

but then the horse

[Bomar76]

fell off the trapeeze

[bajalion]

doing 2 flips in

[THRILLSEEKER]

mid air then landed

[Aqua-Holic]

upside down wearing only

[bajalion]

women's underwear and a

[THRILLSEEKER]

vote for pedro shirt

[Bomar76]

. Meanwhile at the Adult

[Aqua-Holic]

Section in Waterbeds and

[THRILLSEEKER]

Stuff on Sawmill Rd.

[Bomar76]

he purused the selection

[bajalion]

of the large purple

[Bomar76]

latex and silicone toys

[TEAMBAJA]

recommended by his grandmother

[Bomar76]

for relief of tension

[Aqua-Holic]

while being suspended by

[Bomar76]

Doc Johnson's patented sling

[TEAMBAJA]

which he paid fifteen

[bajalion]

Renminbi which in china

[Bomar76]

will also buy you

[TEAMBAJA]

ten minutes with a

[Bomar76]

syphillic pustule encrusted sailboat

[TEAMBAJA]

full of drunken chinese

[Bomar76]

conscripts headed to the

[TEAMBAJA]

mexican restaurant to get

[bajalion]

gastrointestional flu so teambaja

[Bomar76]

may buy another Vette

[TEAMBAJA]

after a brutal lawsuit

[bajalion]

where the judge was

[TEAMBAJA]

trying to sober up

[bajalion]

from 3 weeks of

[Bomar76]

drinking white wine spritzers

[bajalion]

left over from Lonz's

[TEAMBAJA]

going out of business

[bajalion]

demolition sale a tribuite

[Bomar76]

mens room resident snake

[TEAMBAJA]

charming, chainsaw sharpening madman

[Bomar76]

with a two pronged

[THRILLSEEKER]

Jackelope mounted on a

[TEAMBAJA]

on drift wood from

[bajalion]

lake erie placed on

[Bomar76]

Thrill's silver tea service

[bajalion]

and shot another poor

[TEAMBAJA]

bastard trying to steal

[Aqua-Holic]

fake Rolex's from their

[bajalion]

favorite Chinese source who

[Bomar76]

swam across the Yangtze

[bajalion]

with chairman Mao when

[Bomar76]

the Three Gorges dam

[bajalion]

built in an earthquake

[Bomar76]

amusement park ride on

[bajalion]

Bomar's skiwag 100 post

[Bomar76]

with the chewing gum

[TEAMBAJA]

, elmers glue, and some

[bajalion]

and some bondo to

[Bomar76]

add tail fins on

[TEAMBAJA]

a b@yliner prototype jet

[THRILLSEEKER]

built by na%car legend

[TEAMBAJA]

Nigel Porter who recently

[THRILLSEEKER]

stared in the Disney

[TEAMBAJA]

home exercise video featuring

[THRILLSEEKER]

mickey mosue and donald

[TEAMBAJA]

trump smoking big cuban

[THRILLSEEKER]

crack pipes filled with

[TEAMBAJA]

fiberglass dust and white

[bajalion]

snow from Dirty Pete's

[TEAMBAJA]

unofficial pharmacy for people

[Bomar76]

with Gram Negative infections

[bajalion]

towards dried tiny mexican

[Bomar76]

pinatas hung from mesquite

[bajalion]

smoking charcol flavored deer

[Bomar76]

whistles on the bumper

[bajalion]

that they can not

[Bomar76]

blow with out hurting

[REDCHECKMATE]

icon posting is impossible

[Bomar76]

unless you wear red

[bajalion]

underwear monthly during your

[Bomar76]

menstral cycle training wheels

[bajalion]

with superchared nitro injected

[Bomar76]

angina tablets that you

[TEAMBAJA]

can snipe on Ebay

[Bomar76]

but shill bidders from

[TEAMBAJA]

Arkansas bidding on Bill

[Bomar76]

"Bojangles" Robinson's shoes that

[TEAMBAJA]

have consumed many odor

[Bomar76]

eaters from the dollar

[TEAMBAJA]

I spent to buy

[bajalion]

couch dances at the

[TEAMBAJA]

furniture store in Bucyrus

[Bomar76]

from strippers with ripped

[TEAMBAJA]

boyfriends who had been

[Bomar76]

praire dogging each other

[TEAMBAJA]

and rubbing olive oil

[Bomar76]

on sore, raw perianiums

[TEAMBAJA]

which had been shaved

[Bomar76]

by a Nubian Princess

[TEAMBAJA]

along the Nile River

[Bomar76]

just below the Aswan

[TEAMBAJA]

border where people go

[Bomar76]

after the Bratwurst Festival

[TEAMBAJA]

for a swingers only

[Bomar76]

key party where blonde

[TEAMBAJA]

chicks with methyphobia hold

[bajalion]

alchohol comsumption exposure sessions

[TEAMBAJA]

and records for the

[Bomar76]

rest area restroom cleaning

[TEAMBAJA]

and bubblegum scraping from

[JOJO]

bilge scum shanty house

[bajalion]

in thrill's back yard

[TEAMBAJA]

where Donzigirl blows up

[JOJO]

thrill's love pink speedo

[Bomar76]

with the cutout in

[TEAMBAJA]

the wooden outhouse door

[Bomar76]

where a raincoat clad

[TEAMBAJA]

fisherman said I know

[JOJO]

to drink by the

[Bomar76]

far side of glass

[JOJO]

under the large black

[Bomar76]

death star orbiting around

[JOJO]

the fat dancing piece

[Bomar76]

carrying a siamese cat

[JOJO]

cuz nobody else knows

[Bomar76]

what old man river

[JOJO]

had in his pants

[TEAMBAJA]

that made him dance

[bajalion]

the dance of dark

[TEAMBAJA]

chocolate, with a burning

[Bomar76]

painful bloody dischage leaking

[TEAMBAJA]

like a harley davidson

[bajalion]

on the freeway broken

[Bomar76]

with parts scattered in

[TEAMBAJA]

puddles of motor honey

[Bomar76]

deposited by Killer Bees

[TEAMBAJA]

avenging the queens death

[Bomar76]

from Freddy Mercury's AIDS

[TEAMBAJA]

which were a gift

[Bomar76]

found on the floor

[TEAMBAJA]

at White Castle near

[Bomar76]

Rattlesnake Island's car wash

[TEAMBAJA]

beside the tattoo parlor

[Bomar76]

in the basement of

[TEAMBAJA]

Al Capones old torture

[Bomar76]

chamber where midgets on

[TEAMBAJA]

ecstasy dry hump wild

[JOJO]

***** slappin monkey's on

[bajalion]

mechanical bulls when a

[Bomar76]

seeping syphillis sore oozed

[TEAMBAJA]

man holding a pickle

[Bomar76]

fork that has speared

[TEAMBAJA]

a Britney wanna be

[Bomar76]

dressed like a Kevin

[TEAMBAJA]

Costner bobblehead at a

[Bomar76]

White Castle Grand Opening

[TEAMBAJA]

where people from Tijuana

[Bomar76]

were chewing ABC gum

[TEAMBAJA]

found in a bathroom

[Bomar76]

under the XL Trojans

[TEAMBAJA]

that barely fit TEAMBAJA

[Bomar76]

'cause they fell off

[TEAMBAJA]

the sink and landed

[Bomar76]

in the dog's water

[TEAMBAJA]

bowl by the keg

[Bomar76]

of rusty nails that

[TEAMBAJA]

had once held Noah's

[Bomar76]

Webster's dictionary missing page

[bajalion]

69 that he used

[TEAMBAJA]

as butt wipe because

[bajalion]

he ran out of

[V20TwisTer]

**** paper at the

[JOJO]

Chuck Norris School of

[Bomar76]

child molesting and fletching

[TEAMBAJA]

where autistic kids come

[bajalion]

to enjoy stimulation of

[TEAMBAJA]

hallucinating hippys video taping

[bajalion]

midgets doing acts of

[TEAMBAJA]

bravery by saving bloody

[Bomar76]

tampons from septic sysytems

[TEAMBAJA]

for a science project

[JOJO]

where a few stuttering