Welcome to Costco, I love you

[THRILLSEEKER]

I normally dont watch the news but being cooped up down here Ive been watching the morning news. Amidst global conflict, terrorist attacks, and a fuked economy The NATIONAL news is showing:

A national poll proves that 74% of people like dogs vs. 26% who love cats.

3D TV is now here.

Fruit of the Loom has dropped Charlie Sheen.

...this is just from this morning...there is shit like this every day. Its cold, I think I'm gonna head down to Starbucks and get a handjob.

[DonziGirl]

Oh and Target is going to start selling in bulk because their sales is down while wholesale stores (like Costco) is up

[FormulaOne]

I think I read that costco is going to have their own label vodka soon.

[THRILLSEEKER]

Costco is pretty big, I went to law school there.

[FormulaOne]

Did you find the time machine?

[TEAMBAJA]

What is Costco? Nevermind, I'll google it later.

[bajalion]

Is it that much better than Sam's Club?

BTW...you must be bored as chit.

[DonziGirl]

YOu have no idea. We went out for a little over an hour today and ran back home when we got cold

[ErieRunnin]

Charlie sheen did Hanes not froot of the loom

[rbtnt]

Today's paper said that Sam's club is gong to sell a new store brand vodka called Rue 33. It is a premium French vodka and will cost about $28 for 1.75 liters.

Do they currently sell other liquor?

[FormulaOne]

If they sell it in bulk maybe Rouge will be able to keep his jug full!

[Sidewinder]

I allways wanted to go into a BJ's wholesale club, just to see what they are really selling.

[Racegirl]

I allways wanted to go into a BJ's wholesale club, just to see what they are really selling.

RHC took me to one of those. I didnt buy anything tho :flowers:

[dd24skater]

I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal
pet, Bailey, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind
me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little
to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting
the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up
in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV
in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my
story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going
to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop
there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the
time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

[bajalion]

Wendy and I both cracked up at that story.