I really miss this place

[bajalion]

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/07/01/winery.collapse.02/index.html

[Bomar76]

LOL....BajaPower, MrsBomar, her sister, and myself had a very interesting night there a few seasons back.....
it involved BajaPower piloting the Sonny L, me almost shooting MrsBomars sister, MrsBomar too drunk to walk so I made her ride a bike, a hippie in a 1970 Econoline van, flashing, and a bunch of stuff I can't remember...

[Bomar76]

and....did anyone else ever notice the men's sh!thouse was always full of snakes?

[bajalion]

I keep my eyes on my own urinal.

[Bomar76]

Got me there... ;)

[Bomar76]

We all somehow eventually ended up back at the state campground @ South Bass....
MrsBomars idiot sister awaked in the middle of the night feeling ill and decided it wasn't the 5 gallons of rotgut Lonz wine she drank, it had to be a propane leak on the camper....so she got out of bed, went to the front of the camper, and attempted to turn off the propane.
What she actually did was crank the tongue jack as high as it would go, and that was pretty freakin high as I had the jack sitting on several 6x6 blocks so I wouldn't have to crank it too much.
She got back into her bed in the front, but now the camper was at a 45 degree angle front to rear. The bed MrsBomar and I was in was crossways, and the severe angle kept me plastered against her...everytime I would roll away gravity would immediatley take me back down. It was hot that night
and I was not in any condition to edure that, so I went outside and slept on top of the picinic table. Evidently I was really hot, as I took off my clothes before stretching out on the table. For some reason the 8 million mosquitos buzzing around didn't want anything to do with me.
I awoke about 10 the next day, stark nekkid on the table, people walking by the campsite, and was slightly worse for the wear.
We still ride her sister about the camper jack deal....

[bajalion]

You were pretty wide open on the snake comment.

That story was hilarious.

[Bomar76]

That night MrsBomar wrecked a bicycle 15 times in a distance of 5 feet....finally I made her get on the tandem bike we had and I just hauled her azz around.....unfortuantley the seat and handle bars were set as low as they would go on the rear seat, as normally I used it to just haul BajaPower around, and everytime the pedals went around MrsBomar beat her knees against the handle bars. It didn't occur to her to take her feet off the pedals, and she was in no way contributing to our locomotion, just freewheeling around. Her knees were beat up for 6 months after that.

[Aqua-Holic]

I have tears in my eyes from those two stories...lol

[dd24skater]

We all somehow eventually ended up back at the state campground @ South Bass....
MrsBomars idiot sister awaked in the middle of the night feeling ill and decided it wasn't the 5 gallons of rotgut Lonz wine she drank, it had to be a propane leak on the camper....so she got out of bed, went to the front of the camper, and attempted to turn off the propane.
What she actually did was crank the tongue jack as high as it would go, and that was pretty freakin high as I had the jack sitting on several 6x6 blocks so I wouldn't have to crank it too much.
She got back into her bed in the front, but now the camper was at a 45 degree angle front to rear. The bed MrsBomar and I was in was crossways, and the severe angle kept me plastered against her...everytime I would roll away gravity would immediatley take me back down. It was hot that night
and I was not in any condition to edure that, so I went outside and slept on top of the picinic table. Evidently I was really hot, as I took off my clothes before stretching out on the table. For some reason the 8 million mosquitos buzzing around didn't want anything to do with me.
I awoke about 10 the next day, stark nekkid on the table, people walking by the campsite, and was slightly worse for the wear.
We still ride her sister about the camper jack deal....

Thats funny