THRILLSEEKER
12-08-2006, 01:51 PM
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
>> animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
>> first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
say
>> the following:
>> "Emma come first.
>> Den I come.
>> Den two asses come together.
>> I come once-a-more.
>> Two asses, they come together again.
>> I come again and pee twice.
>> Then I come one lasta time."
>> "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly.
>> "In this country . . .we don't speak aloud in public places about
our
>> sex lives . . . "
>> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a
>> justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
>>
>> I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN.
>> animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
>> first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
say
>> the following:
>> "Emma come first.
>> Den I come.
>> Den two asses come together.
>> I come once-a-more.
>> Two asses, they come together again.
>> I come again and pee twice.
>> Then I come one lasta time."
>> "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly.
>> "In this country . . .we don't speak aloud in public places about
our
>> sex lives . . . "
>> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a
>> justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
>>
>> I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN.