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FormulaOne
04-29-2008, 11:35 AM
Why wouldnt it ****ing work out this ****ing way? Any other ****ing way would make my life too easy!

So, I've been trying to coordinate getting my boat back to my house to start getting cleaned up this weekend. Have it all planned out and was really looking forward to dicking around with it all day saturday.

Get a message from "Lumberg" this morning........."Hey, I've got a real exciting project that you may be interested in. I would like for you to do it since it is really unique, I dont trust anyone else to do it. Give me a call when you get a chance......Oh, and by the way, we'd have to do it Friday evening and all of Saturday."

**** me! I just got done working every ****ing damn Saturday for the past 4 ****ing months let alone 60 hour weeks on top of that. Shit!



I quit this bich!
THRILLSEEKER
04-29-2008, 11:45 AM
Oh, and by the way, we need to talk about your TPS reports.
Queenie
04-29-2008, 12:06 PM
So say no.
THRILLSEEKER
04-29-2008, 12:15 PM
A real exciting project that you might be interested in........

Unless you auditing a brewery, a strip club, or the Fountain plant how could it possibly be exciting or interesting to you?
FormulaOne
04-29-2008, 12:22 PM
A real exciting project that you might be interested in........

Unless you auditing a brewery, a strip club, or the Fountain plant how could it possibly be exciting or interesting to you?

This is a project from the same partner that failed to tell me that the plastic manufacturer I audited was actually a plant that made tampoon applicators...
DonziGirl
04-29-2008, 12:28 PM
Sounds like it should be fun.... :yawn:
Schweitz58
04-29-2008, 12:40 PM
sux sux sux sux sux :plank:
ROGUE
04-29-2008, 01:10 PM
Ha, I had a request to invent, design and test a tit cleaner for the dairy cow industry. Our company didnt follow through but how much fun would that have been to tell people. "What do you do for living?" " I'm a tit cleaner"
Queenie
04-29-2008, 01:35 PM
Ha, I had a request to invent, design and test a tit cleaner for the dairy cow industry. Our company didnt follow through but how much fun would that have been to tell people. "What do you do for living?" " I'm a tit cleaner"

Um, cows have teats, not tits! :o But you keep thinking they're tits...men like that sort of stuff! :D
ROGUE
04-29-2008, 01:59 PM
Um, cows have teats, not tits! :o But you keep thinking they're tits...men like that sort of stuff! :D


I didnt figure anybody on here would know what teats were.
FormulaOne
04-29-2008, 02:13 PM
"Oh ya, You can milk anything with nipples!"

"What about me, Focker? I have nipples. Could you milk me?"
Priorities
04-29-2008, 05:00 PM
I guess I'm lucky I got to choose to have a normal work week, I had the oppurtunity to advance down a road that would pay more money but came with more stress and more hours....I decided life's too short and I'd rather have more time for life. of course It's probably why I own a 22' rather then a 27'. :D
ErieRunnin
04-29-2008, 05:02 PM
"Oh ya, You can milk anything with nipples!"

"What about me, Focker? I have nipples. Could you milk me?"

haha
FormulaOne
04-29-2008, 05:22 PM
Ha ha! My plan worked! I got out of it while making it seem as if I was willing to take on the project and also making it seem like I had the clients best interest in mind!

If I only put as much effort into work as I do trying to get out of work....there would be no limit on what I could accomplish!!!
Queenie
04-29-2008, 05:27 PM
I didnt figure anybody on here would know what teats were.

Anybody??? Ok, if you had a said a few I'd be ok with that....but anybody??? LOL just having some fun!
Bouyhunter
04-29-2008, 05:44 PM
Ha ha! My plan worked! I got out of it while making it seem as if I was willing to take on the project and also making it seem like I had the clients best interest in mind!

If I only put as much effort into work as I do trying to get out of work....there would be no limit on what I could accomplish!!!

Very Nicely played!!
FormulaMatt
04-29-2008, 10:47 PM
Oh, and by the way, we need to talk about your TPS reports.

Didn't you get that memo??
Full Force
04-29-2008, 11:36 PM
Ha ha! My plan worked! I got out of it while making it seem as if I was willing to take on the project and also making it seem like I had the clients best interest in mind!

If I only put as much effort into work as I do trying to get out of work....there would be no limit on what I could accomplish!!!

So... we get YOUR boat Sat.? my dad is going to wait till next weekend now...
FormulaOne
04-30-2008, 09:23 AM
So... we get YOUR boat Sat.? my dad is going to wait till next weekend now...

I hope so. Lets plan on it. If something comes up, its not like you dont have anything else to do!
Full Force
04-30-2008, 04:32 PM
I hope so. Lets plan on it. If something comes up, its not like you dont have anything else to do!

Ok, I am on call, as long as no calls come in we are good to go..
FormulaOne
04-30-2008, 04:56 PM
Ok, I am on call, as long as no calls come in we are good to go..

Easy solution......Turn phone off. No calls will come in!
bajalion
04-30-2008, 11:12 PM
60 hours a week...that's all?:Bunny1:
FormulaOne
05-01-2008, 11:52 AM
60 hours a week...that's all?:Bunny1:

I'm lazy.....