Practical joke ideas??

[FormulaOne]

Need Pirates suggestions here:

Sat. while I was in Columbus my neighbors decided to block off my driveway with "Police Line Do Not Cross" tape. As with the whole front of my house and my garage door. I think they had the thought that I would be coming home later that night and see it. Since I was out of town, Sarah was the first to see it late Sat. when she got home. I lost my cell so she had no way to get a hold of me and was apparently flipping out. (She scares easily).

I need a good way to get back at them. Need to keep it somewhat "PG" though---Lots of kids in the area. (That ruined my first 2 ideas).

[THRILLSEEKER]

How well do you know theese neibhbors?

You could always weld their car doors shut

burn a cross in their front yard

...oh wait, you said PG

umm do a flaming bag of chit on the front porch like Billy Madison

[Underdog88]

A phone call from Detective Smith... "We're going to need you to come down to the station to talk about unauthorized use of Police tape and how you aquired it. Were you aware this is a felony Mr Jones?"

Butter/grease their door handles on their cars inside where the can't see before they grab.

Cans tied on strings under the car, tucked up outa sight on the rear axle till they drive away.

[THRILLSEEKER]

jack up the car and block it just enough to lift the drive tires off the ground.

[FormulaOne]

How well do you know theese neibhbors?

You could always weld their car doors shut

burn a cross in their front yard

...oh wait, you said PG

umm do a flaming bag of chit on the front porch like Billy Madison

I thought the flaming cross would be great.....But the black family accross the street may take offense to it.

[THRILLSEEKER]

flaming pentogram...:D:D

I still like flaming dog chit the best

[ROGUE]

Put a fake add on ebay for a nice vehicle or something real cheap with their phone number on it.

[Ironmanwb]

Put there phone number in the personal add for a SGM likes to be tied up and spanked ............S&M a must, Loves tranny's and running trains.


That is one of my favorites.


The other thing you can do is spell something in fertlizer on there lawn, the grass will green up and grow much faster there, they will not be able to get rid of it for at least a couple of months.

[Blues Brotha]

Go over and ask to use the phone Dial a bunch of gay 1-800 #'s that way when the wife checks the phone bill she will think her hubby is a fagolla :cool1: :devil:

[bajalion]

I like jacking the car up idea.

In the summer you can write something on their lawn with grass killer. Takes about a week for full effect.

[Ironmanwb]

I almost forgot my favorite prank of all. The tidal wave.

This is easy and oh so fun. Take a large trash can/dumpster full of water and lean it against your neighbors front door. The door must swing into the the house.

Then ring the door bell and run like hell.................they will open the door and woosh........TIDAL WAVE..........

[DonziGirl]

We did that in college :D Except it was in a dorm room...

[Ironmanwb]

Sign your neighbor up for anything that comes across the TV. Hair club for men, credit cards, debt relief, all of the armed forces, anything that you can get free information for. Their mailbox and phone will never be the same again.

[Ironmanwb]

We did that in college :D Except it was in a dorm room...

Thats where we got the idea and where I did it the first time. IT took forever to fill a blue dumpster toter in the shower, but to see the look on the dudes face when he opened the door in the morning......priceless...

[Blues Brotha]

That is awsome!

[FormulaOne]

This was my all time favorite in college... I have since yet to find someone i disliked enough to do this to again:

Called the "upperdecker" and the steps are as follows:

1.Go to someones house for some reason and ask to use the restroom.(Preferrably after burritto night).
2.While in the restroom, take off the cover for the tank, stand on the bowl (with toilet bowl lid down for added stability) and
3.take the biggest dookie you possibly can into the tank.
4. replace the lid to the tank.
5. go about your business
6. laugh like hell for the next week while they try and figure out where the smell is coming form.
7. laugh like hell for another week trying to picture them cleaning up after the find the cause of the stink.

[THRILLSEEKER]

Put a fake add on ebay for a nice vehicle or something real cheap with their phone number on it.


I like the principal.

go to Craigslist to do this...its free and viewed by millions daily.

Put something to the effect of 98 Corvette Red/ loaded. showroom condition 19k miles divorce forces FAST CHEAP SALE! $ 8000 obo

then go back on a weekly basis and lower the price a little at a time.

His phone will be ringing every 5 minutes 24/7

[THRILLSEEKER]

This was my all time favorite in college... I have since yet to find someone i disliked enough to do this to again:

Called the "upperdecker" and the steps are as follows:

1.Go to someones house for some reason and ask to use the restroom.(Preferrably after burritto night).
2.While in the restroom, take off the cover for the tank, stand on the bowl (with toilet bowl lid down for added stability) and
3.take the biggest dookie you possibly can into the tank.
4. replace the lid to the tank.
5. go about your business
6. laugh like hell for the next week while they try and figure out where the smell is coming form.
7. laugh like hell for another week trying to picture them cleaning up after the find the cause of the stink.



been there done that! :D



another good one is to go into someones bedroom and if they have big round hollow tube curtain rods with caps on the end, take the caps off and throw some saurdines/ limberger cheese/ chicken liver ect.... in the rods and replace the caps......they will sell the house before they find the source of the smell. ;)

[FormulaOne]

I like the principal.

go to Craigslist to do this...its free and viewed by millions daily.

Put something to the effect of 98 Corvette Red/ loaded. showroom condition 19k miles divorce forces FAST CHEAP SALE! $ 8000 obo

then go back on a weekly basis and lower the price a little at a time.

His phone will be ringing every 5 minutes 24/7



I kind of like this one. Seems fairly simple and harmless. I dont want to cause too much damage yet.

One neighbor has a race car and I got the impression his wife isnt too pleased with it. I may leave the "divorce forces FAST CHEAP SALE" part in there hoping that he thinks his wife posted the add.

[bajalion]

Do we have a winner?:devil:

[Ironmanwb]

Well after reading the last few posts I know who is never going to be allowed to come to my house.

If anyone did some of that chit to me it would be on like donkey kong.....

I would make it very clear that they should never again leave their house have their car, boat or children out of their sight.........


Some chit is funny but some of the chit that we have come up with is just wrong........unless the person is a HUGE AZZHOLE.

[THRILLSEEKER]

Hehe, revenge has always been one of my stong points. :D


One time back in high school we gathered several pickup loads of LARGE appliances....old freezers, stoves, dryers toilets..ect.. and piled them high and thick in a narrow driveway that would thru a thick wooded area thus completely blocking the drive. The kid and his parents were big church goers Im willing to bet they didnt make it that Sunday ;)



And yes I had a very good reason for doing it.

[FormulaOne]

Yes, I think we have a winner for now. I'll start small.

I should probably make sure the premiums are current on my house, boat and car insurance first.

[Ironmanwb]

We used to have leaf wars up here in High School with our two big rival schools. We would go an collect leaves and load them on to multiple trailers and then on a night that the rival school had a game and we didn't we would go and unload 3-500 bags of leaves in their star players yard. We had a 1.5 acre yard at least 2 ft deep in leaves and over 5 ft deep around the house......Hay wagons can carry at least 75 bags apiece.

[baja power]

Farmers:rolleyes: :D

[TEAMBAJA]

We used to have leaf wars up here in High School with our two big rival schools. We would go an collect leaves and load them on to multiple trailers and then on a night that the rival school had a game and we didn't we would go and unload 3-500 bags of leaves in their star players yard. We had a 1.5 acre yard at least 2 ft deep in leaves and over 5 ft deep around the house......Hay wagons can carry at least 75 bags apiece.


Why didnt you unload them in their football field?