THRILLSEEKER
11-16-2006, 12:21 PM
Ode to America's Youth
by:Thrillseeker
1. A ball cap is meant to be worn so that the bill points straight and keeps the sun out of your eyes, wearing your cap at some random pitch just lets everyone know that you need your head knocked around so it matches the pitch and direction of your cap, Also: wearing a hat with the bill as flat as a board is not cool, in fact it reminds me of my grandpa.
2. Keep on wearing them britches at knee level: it makes it easeir for the cops to arrest you when you trip and fall flat on your face.
3. Black lipstick: back in my day we made out with girls, not wheel bearings
4. Gold chains and ten pound diamond rings: your 17, everyone knows theyre fake so unless your Reggie Fountain, take them off.
5. Grillz: You will have plenty of time to wear fake teeth when you are older, but if you insist on having diamond lined chops then come over here and chew thru this concrete slab for me.
6. Your Dodge neon is NOT a cool car and it never will be, euro tails and a 3 foot tall aluminum wing on the trunk along with a fartcan tip, and a huge chineese symbol on the back window in vinyl does not make it look cool, or any faster... in fact it looks plain fuking retarded.
7. 30 inch chrome rims, reminds me of something I saw sitting in the Norfolk Southern rail yard. A good pothole should put a nice big flat spot in them, you will learn later in life when your on a first name basis with your chiropractor.
8. Myspace is not considered a sport
9. Clean work boots: unless they serve an orthopedic function or you are the worlds youngest construction site inspector take them off, sorry but they dont match baggy azz nylon track pants and a oversized Dennis Rodman jersey.
10. a hundred different pericings in your head makes it look like you tripped over your baggy pants and face planted into Hank Parker's tackle box, Oh and that Thai symbol that is tatooed on your neck translates to: hairy goat balls.
OK, rant over:D
by:Thrillseeker
1. A ball cap is meant to be worn so that the bill points straight and keeps the sun out of your eyes, wearing your cap at some random pitch just lets everyone know that you need your head knocked around so it matches the pitch and direction of your cap, Also: wearing a hat with the bill as flat as a board is not cool, in fact it reminds me of my grandpa.
2. Keep on wearing them britches at knee level: it makes it easeir for the cops to arrest you when you trip and fall flat on your face.
3. Black lipstick: back in my day we made out with girls, not wheel bearings
4. Gold chains and ten pound diamond rings: your 17, everyone knows theyre fake so unless your Reggie Fountain, take them off.
5. Grillz: You will have plenty of time to wear fake teeth when you are older, but if you insist on having diamond lined chops then come over here and chew thru this concrete slab for me.
6. Your Dodge neon is NOT a cool car and it never will be, euro tails and a 3 foot tall aluminum wing on the trunk along with a fartcan tip, and a huge chineese symbol on the back window in vinyl does not make it look cool, or any faster... in fact it looks plain fuking retarded.
7. 30 inch chrome rims, reminds me of something I saw sitting in the Norfolk Southern rail yard. A good pothole should put a nice big flat spot in them, you will learn later in life when your on a first name basis with your chiropractor.
8. Myspace is not considered a sport
9. Clean work boots: unless they serve an orthopedic function or you are the worlds youngest construction site inspector take them off, sorry but they dont match baggy azz nylon track pants and a oversized Dennis Rodman jersey.
10. a hundred different pericings in your head makes it look like you tripped over your baggy pants and face planted into Hank Parker's tackle box, Oh and that Thai symbol that is tatooed on your neck translates to: hairy goat balls.
OK, rant over:D